Why did the…

What did one Frenchman say to the other Frenchman? I don’t know; I don’t speak French.

Why did the physicist break up with the biologist? There was no chemistry.

Have you ever laughed out loud that something you were drinking eventually came out of your nose?

I'm thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it's only holding me back.

Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.