Why did the…

Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.

What did the man say when the picture fell on his head? I’ve been framed!

I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.