Why did the…

Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next...

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have? Big hands.

I saw a dildo for sale described as “nine inches long and realistic.” I thought: Which is it?

Do you know what would look really good on you? Me.

Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ‘ho ho ho’!