Why do blondes…

Why did the Grinch rob the liquor store? He desperately needed some holiday spirit.

What do you call a dog with a surround system? A sub-woofer.

How should you greet women’s shoes? Hi, heels.

Your secrets are safe with me because I literally won't remember them. This also applies to your birthday. Your birthdays...

Okay, I’m pretty sure this isn’t my home planet.