Why do cows…

Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? A. No, they both burn shorter!

What has 4,000 eyes and 8,000 legs? Two thousand dogs.

What did the music teacher say when her students asked if they sing their favorite song? "Of chorus"

Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!

Why do I smile? Because I absolutely have no idea what's happening.