Why do Dobermans…

I'm not a big fan of stairs. They're always up to something.

Why is being a pirate so addictive? Because once you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

No thanks, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food pyramid to become a vegetarian.

It's sherbert-day!

I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.