Why do I…

Q: How can you tell if a blonde used a computer? A: There's Wite-Out all over the screen.

What fun activity did the student do after finishing school on Friday? He went home.

Why do dog farts smell? For the benefit of the people who are hearing impaired!

I heard Sony's coming out with a new console during the pandemic. It's called the Plaguestation 5.

How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.