Why do people…

Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton...

Why can’t you argue with Pi? It’s irrational.

What has 8 legs, 8 arms, and 8 eyes? 8 pirates.

Why did the pirate cross the road? To get to the second-hand shop

Mathematics is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs, and 50 percent imagination.