Why do we…

Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ‘ho ho ho’!

You know you’re getting old when… You and your teeth don’t sleep together.

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.

The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at...

Where exactly are you taking me, doctor? the patient asked. "To the morgue," the doctor replied. "What?" The patient panicked....