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Just saw two zombies on a date… and they say romance is dead.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

Did you hear about the dairy cow in an earthquake? It was a huge milkshake.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

What did the man say when he lost his truck? “Where’s my truck?”