Why don’t…

What did the dalmatian say after dessert? That hit the spot!

I might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.

I tried buying camouflage the other day but I couldn’t find any.

Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That's just how I roll.

I like to spend my weekends playing chess with old men in the park. It's not easy. You try finding...