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Why wasn’t Jesus born in Spain? He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What did the drummer call his two twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two.

A German man visits Spain. The bartender asks: "Uno mas?" To which he replies: "Nein, nein! Tho-mas!"

Toilet paper, over or under?

What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear!