Why has Debenhams…

You must be a campfire. Because you're super hot and I want s'more.

Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I probably won’t get a reaction.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore...

Alzheimer’s can’t be that bad. You get to meet new people every day.