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How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment? Ten-ants.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

In a relationship? Nah! I am in a flirtationship.

What did the horse say when he tripped? Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy-up.

Why should you buy someone a comb before they leave? Because it’s a great parting gift!