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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

ow are women like swimming pools? They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend...

What do you call a hippie's wife? A Mississippi!

Where do you find cows who are having a really bad day? McDonalds.