Why is everyone…

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.

I’d tell you a chemistry joke, but I probably won’t get a reaction.

What’s brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones.

Did you hear about the new cow version of the latest Will Smith movie? Bad cows, bad cows, watcha gonna...

What's the opposite of irony? Wrinkly.