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What’s the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

How do potatoes solve fights? They hash it out.

Why shouldn’t you make a “dad joke” if you’re not a dad? Because it’s a faux pa.

How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!