Why was six…

What did one wall say to the other? “Meet me at the corner!”

Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? Because it had more sense.

My dogs been having a bad day I asked him “hows life?” and all he said was its “RUFF”

There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

Dean, to the physics department. "Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and...