Why was the…

My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the...

A dung beetle walks into a bar and says, “Excuse me, is this stool taken?”

Why shouldn’t you make a “dad joke” if you’re not a dad? Because it’s a faux pa.

Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast.

Will you lend me a kiss? I promise to give it back.