Why was the…

What should a sick bird do? Get tweetment.

What would be the best-worst name for different types of businesses? (dry cleaners, amusement parks, etc.)

Call me Q, because I need U next to me at all times.

What happened when the cat won the dog beauty contest? a Cat-has-trophy!

When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.