Why was the…

Did you hear about the dog who had puppies on the sidewalk? She was ticketed for littering.

What kind of bear has no teeth? A gummy bear.

Why are women like KFC? After you’ve finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy...

Why did the teacher love the whiteboard? She just thought it was remarkable!

How did dinosaurs decorate their bedroom? With rep-tiles!