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Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet.

What did the secret agent cow say to the other? Are you udder cover?

How do you stop a dog from barking in the back seat while your driving? Tell him to come bark...

Who needs self-awareness when I can make you aware of me instead?

Why do nurses use 1-to-1 functions so much? Injections.