Why was the…

Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.

I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

What math problem do German students have trouble answering? Do you know what the square root of 81 is?

What is your deepest, darkest secret that no one else knows about?

What kind of motorcycle does Santa like to ride? A Holly Davidson!