Why was the…

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a Mexican prison. They committed a crime and have been sentenced...

I don't have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender replies, “For you, no charge.”

What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer? A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures...

What has the lone cow been up to lately? Nobody’s herd…