Why wouldn’t…

There are three types of people in this world: People who are good at math and people who are not.

Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison? Because you know he is actually guilty.

Alzheimer’s can’t be that bad. You get to meet new people every day.

The ex-girlfriends walks up to her ex-boyfriend. She says: “What is the difference between a joke and two dicks? I...

Sorry, but you owe me a drink because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.