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Why did Cinderella get kicked off of the soccer team? Because she kept running from the ball!

A blonde and brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a...

What is a tornado’s favorite classic game to play? Twister

Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.