You make life…

What do you call a car wash that won’t wash cars anymore? Broken.

What is the difference between a hormone and a vitamin? You can't hear a vitamin.

I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain. Then I left. I'm Aragone.

Why don’t scientists have doorbells? They want to win no-bell prizes!

Go ahead, feel my shirt. It's made of boyfriend material!