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What is the greatest gift Friday can give? Weekend vibes.

What’s so great about living in Switzerland? Nothing, except that the flag is a plus.

How do you get someone to stop swinging on the tire swing? Snip the rope.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Why did Mozart hate chickens? Because when he asked them for their favorite composer, they said, “Bach! Bach! Bach!”