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What don't ants get sick? They have anty-bodies.

Three women (a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette) are lost in the forest while hunting. They each have a...

I don’t know why blind people get so upset by my jokes. I don’t see deaf people complaining…. Come to...

What do you call a cow that can’t make milk? A milk dud.

What’s a pirate’s least favorite veggie? Leeks