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Do you think penguins have knees?

Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? Its parents wouldn’t cosine.

Three blondes girls were walking in the woods and came upon tracks. The first one said, "Look, it's deer tracks."...

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Of course, I talk to myself! Where else would I get professional advice?