Your joints are…

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run...

What did the man say when he lost his truck? “Where’s my truck?”

Today you broke a world record. You’ve never been as old as you are now. Happy Birthday.

A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a couple of hours in the library.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.