Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Armageddon…

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Aaron. Aaron who? Why Aaron you opening the door?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Me. Me who? Having an identity crisis, are you?

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Control Freak. Con— Okay, now you say, "Control Freak who?"

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe, who? Wooden shoe like to know!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I'll climb through the window.