Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Spell…

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Ice Cream Soda. Ice Cream Soda who? Ice Cream Soda whole neighborhood can hear!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Hike. Hike who? I didn't know you liked Japanese poetry!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, you're a poo!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in?!

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Pecan! Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!