Er:“Wenn ich…
Er:“Wenn ich gewusst hätte, dass du noch Jungfrau warst, hätte ich mir mehr Zeit genommen!“ Sie:“Hätte ich gewusst, dass du mehr Zeit hast, hätte ich die Strumpfhose ausgezogen!“
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