A police officer…
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, „Pull over!“ The blonde responds, „No Silly, it’s a scarf.“
A police officer…
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, „I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you.“