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Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you…”

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw away all the ‘w’s!

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.

What’s green and smells like pork? Kermit’s fingers.

How does Moses make tea? He brews.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two…. but I don’t know how they got in there.

What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef stroganoff.

What do you have when you have two little green balls in the palm of your hand?? Answer: Kermit’s undivided attention!

What did one snowman say to the other? Nice balls.

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