Math Jokes

7. September 2021

An chemist, a…

An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The…

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7. September 2021

It’s so…

It’s so sad to think that parallel lines have so much in common…but they’ll never be able to meet!

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7. September 2021

What is purple…

What is purple and all of its offspring have been committed to institutions? A simple grape, it has no normal…

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7. September 2021

Why do atheists…

Why do atheists have trouble with exponents? They don’t believe in higher powers!

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7. September 2021

Have you heard…

Have you heard the latest statistics joke? Probably.

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7. September 2021

What happened to…

What happened to the indeterminate form that got sick in calculus? It went to the L’Hôpital.

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7. September 2021

What is lavender…

What is lavender and commutes? An Abelian semigrape.

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7. September 2021

Why wasn’t…

Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school? Because she sprained her angle.

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7. September 2021

It’s always…

It’s always a good idea to bring a mathematician camping. They come prepared with a pair of axis.

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7. September 2021

There’s a…

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator… But only a fraction would understand.

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7. September 2021

You should never…

You should never start a conversation with Pi. It’ll just go on and on forever.

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7. September 2021

he problem with…

he problem with math puns is that calculus jokes are all derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are…

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7. September 2021

An engineer thinks…

An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his…

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7. September 2021

What’s yellow, linear…

What’s yellow, linear, normed, and complete? A Bananach space

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7. September 2021

I hired an…

I hired an odd man to do eight jobs for me. When I got back, he’d only done jobs one,…

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7. September 2021

What do geometry…

What do geometry teachers have decorating their floor? Area rugs!

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7. September 2021

The farmer said…

The farmer said, “But I only counted 67!”

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7. September 2021

A statistician got…

A statistician got soaking wet trying to cross a river. He thought he could cross, because it was one-foot deep…

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7. September 2021

Asked if he…

Asked if he believes in one God, a mathematician answered: “ Yes, up to isomorphism.“

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7. September 2021

What’s purple, commutes…

What’s purple, commutes, and is worshipped by a limited number of people? A finitely-venerated Abelian grape.

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7. September 2021

Which family of…

Which family of functions N->N is the most excited? Multifactorials!

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7. September 2021

If you’re…

If you’re cold, go to the corner of the room. It’s 90 degrees there!

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7. September 2021

Why do teenagers…

Why do teenagers always travel in groups of three, five, or seven? Because they can’t even!

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7. September 2021

Dear Algebra, stop…

Dear Algebra, stop trying to find your x. They’re never coming back — don’t ask y.

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7. September 2021

Which snakes are…

Which snakes are good at math? Adders.

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