The farmer said…

You should never start a conversation with Pi. It’ll just go on and on forever.

What is hallucinogenic and exists for every group with order divisible by p^k? A psilocybin p-subgroup

When a statistician passes the airport security check, they discover a bomb in his bag. He explains. "Statistics shows that...

What happened to the indeterminate form that got sick in calculus? It went to the L'Hôpital.

What do geometry teachers have decorating their floor? Area rugs!