What’s yellow, linear…

How do we know the fractions, x/c, y/c, and z/c, are all in Europe? They’re all over c’s!

What is a math teacher’s favorite sum? Summer.

When a statistician passes the airport security check, they discover a bomb in his bag. He explains. "Statistics shows that...

What's purple, commutes, and is worshipped by a limited number of people? A finitely-venerated Abelian grape.

Which tool is best for math? The multi-pliers.