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Dear Algebra, stop trying to find your x. They’re never coming back — don’t ask y.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they get, the more spaced out they get.

Why do atheists have trouble with exponents? They don’t believe in higher powers!

Asked if he believes in one God, a mathematician answered: " Yes, up to isomorphism."

Classification of mathematical problems as linear and nonlinear is like classification of the Universe as bananas and non-bananas.