Why do teenagers…

Mathematician: πr2(Pi r squared). Baker: No! Pies are round and cakes are square!

How do we know the fractions, x/c, y/c, and z/c, are all in Europe? They’re all over c’s!

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they get, the more spaced out they get.

What is often used by Canadians to help solve certain differential equations? A lacross transform

I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.