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Which snakes are good at math? Adders.

Why is math considered to be codependent? It relies on others to solve its problems.

When a statistician passes the airport security check, they discover a bomb in his bag. He explains. "Statistics shows that...

Which family of functions N->N is the most excited? Multifactorials!

I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.