Pirate Jokes

26. Januar 2022

Why’d the…

Why’d the pirate join Gold’s Gym? To improve his booty

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26. Januar 2022

What do you…

What do you call a pirate who likes to skip school? Captain Hooky!

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26. Januar 2022

What did the…

What did the first mate send down the toilet? The Captain’s log!

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26. Januar 2022

What has 10 legs…

What has 10 legs, 10 arms, and 10 eyes? 10 pirates!

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26. Januar 2022

What do you…

What do you call a pirate with 2 arms and 2 legs? A beginner.

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26. Januar 2022

How do you…

How do you turn a pirate furious? Take away the “p.”

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26. Januar 2022

What did the…

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!

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26. Januar 2022

Why are maths…

Why are maths teachers secretly pirates? Because they’re always trying to find X!

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26. Januar 2022

Where are American…

Where are American pirates from? Arrrkansas!

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26. Januar 2022

Where can you…

Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs? Right where ye left him.

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26. Januar 2022

Why’d the…

Why’d the pirate go to the Apple store? He needed a new ipatch

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26. Januar 2022

Why are pirates…

Why are pirates pirates? Because they Arrrrrrgh!

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26. Januar 2022

What’s a pirate’s…

What’s a pirate’s favourite country? Arrr-gentina!

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26. Januar 2022

What’s the…

What’s the name of the world’s most frugal pirate? Barry D. Treasure

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26. Januar 2022

What is a…

What is a pirates favourite doll? BAAAAARRRRBIE!

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26. Januar 2022

What do you…

What do you call a pirate with three eyes? Piiirate!

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26. Januar 2022

How do you…

How do you make a pirate very angry? You take away the “p”.

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26. Januar 2022

What do you…

What do you call a pirate with no arms and no legs? An expert pirate.

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26. Januar 2022

What did the…

What did the pirate wear on Halloween? A pumpkin patch.

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26. Januar 2022

What do you…

What do you call a pirate who steals from the rich and gives to the poor? Robin Hook

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26. Januar 2022

How did the…

How did the pirate call his mate? On his aye phone.

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