What did the…

Why are maths teachers secretly pirates? Because they're always trying to find X!

Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs? Right where ye left him.

Why is pirating so addictive? They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

What did the first mate send down the toilet? The Captain’s log!

How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? An arm and a leg.