What do you…

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey!

How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook? An arm and a leg.

What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!

Why do pirates bury their treasure 18 inches under the ground? Because booty is only shin deep

How do you make a pirate very angry? You take away the “p”.