What does the…

Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs? Right where ye left him.

Why did two pirates get into an argument? Because they couldn't see aye to aye!

What’s the name of the world’s most frugal pirate? Barry D. Treasure

What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of food? BARRRR-B-Q!

Why are pirates so good at singing? Because they can hit the high C's!