What is a…

Why do pirates bury their treasure 18 inches under the ground? Because booty is only shin deep

Why are maths teachers secretly pirates? Because they're always trying to find X!

What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.

What's a pirate's favourite country? Arrr-gentina!

What do you call a pirate who likes to skip school? Captain Hooky!