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What’s a pirates favourite type of music? Rum & Bass!

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they can spend years at C.

What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of food? BARRRR-B-Q!

Why are maths teachers secretly pirates? Because they're always trying to find X!

Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed a little arrrrg and arrrg