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Why is pirating so addictive? They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!

Why are maths teachers secretly pirates? Because they're always trying to find X!

How did the pirate call his mate? On his aye phone.

What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.

Why do pirates bury their treasure 18 inches under the ground? Because booty is only shin deep