Why are pirates…

What’s a pirate’s favorite kind of food? BARRRR-B-Q!

What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers!

Why did two pirates get into an argument? Because they couldn't see aye to aye!

What do you call a pirate with no arms and no legs? An expert pirate.

What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.